Its the end of the week again, and because of this, I'm carrying more coins than cash... which leads to a substantially fatter wallet/coin purse. I decided to have some of my change converted to cash, or at least spending the coins to lighten the load... So I walk into a 7-11 and look around, much to my horror, all I saw was a series of racks all devoted to processed food... the sort loaded with sugars, carbs, nitrates/preservatives... all evil stuff!
I decided to get a butterfinger bar, and emptied my coin purse on the counter to pay for it... and place the bar in my pocket and walk up to the office. While checking my morning briefing, I grab the bar and munch on the treat...
So anyway... there you go... Relativity... E=mc^2 which means energy is equal to mass accelerated to the speed of light... meaning matter is not destroyed when smashed or accelerated to the speed of light... but is instead converted to energy... and vice-versa... or in my case...
The coin mass making my wallet/purse fat, goes into buying the bar, thus making my left pocket fatter because of its mass. When I snack on the bar, it loads me up with carbs, and thus makes me fatter. So there we go... I actually did not get rid of the heavy coins... the mass did not disappear, it only got converted into added body mass for me... which I will eventually convert to heat/sweat/vapor later in the gym...
Einstein is a genius! 
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